I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
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I was selling merch at SF pride this weekend and told this guy we only had a tank top in women’s medium left and he said “perfect.”
HSKSBDKSJD HELLO??????
LEFT HER TO BE A BOTTOM
Find him on LinkedIn - occupation: FULL TIME BOTTOM
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egax:
Combined faces of top 500 professional golfers
It’s John Golf
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getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours
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Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.
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